Tuesday, June 22, 2010

SOUNDS OF MARRIAGE

If you’re going to drive like that
Then I don’t want to ride with you
Are you going to clip those nose hairs
I ask that you don’t do that when we’re with other people
Use good manners in public
That’s tacky
Do you really want to eat that
Will you turn off the music so I can read
That shirt is dirty

What did you say?


[As every husband knows, this could be the start of an epic poem]

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